Winona Ryder vs. Sheryl Crow:
April 15th, 2002
Even though my attempt to marry Sheryl Crow never took off, Anthony wants to mary Winona Ryder.
Ya know, assuming Sheryl and me don’t work out, I’d marry Winona Ryder, despite the whole shoplifting fiasco. ‘Nona, honey, if you’re reading this — I’m way better husband material than Anthony.
HWC
Continuing a long tradition, I’m calling dibs on Liz Phair….