I am the Attack Banana:
July 13th, 2002
I hate online quizzes. You know — stuff like “Which Lord of the Rings character are you?” or “What flavor of Ben and Jerry’s are you?” Except this one. It’s pretty good. I like being the Attack Banana. I feel like an Attack Banana. I certainly don’t identify with the Lovesick Green Dolphin Covered With Postage Stamps although I feel a certain affinity for the Angry Spork-Flinging Plaid Wildebeest. Maybe someday I’ll marry an Angry Spork-Flinging Plaid Wildebeest.
I would also be amenable to a “Which postmodern theorist are you?” quiz. I’m pretty sure I’m either a Jean-Francois Lyotard or a Stanley Fish. ;-)