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June 24, 2003

I Call the Patent on Ass-Whuppin'!!!

Remember when you were a kid and you could say things like, "I call first turn on the Atari when we get back home from Putt-putt!" And the rest of your nine-year old crew would respond, "Awww, man! But I guess we gotta give it to him. I mean, he called it first."

Apparently patent law has devolved nearly to the point of "calling" things, as evidenced by the report that Netflix now has a patent on subscription-based DVD rental, as opposed to per-unit DVD rental. [link via Slashdot]

Sheesh. Somebody needs to take James Rogan out back and whup his ass.

I call the patent on ass-whuppin'!!!

Posted June 24, 2003 06:11 PM