Two Reasons Why….
…..DC sucks in the summer:
- Humidity.
- Tourists.
Listen up folks: tourism is not an excuse for stupidity. I realize that where you come from, “public transportation” probably means hitchin’ a ride in the rusty bed of your neighbor’s 1982 Ford F150 pick-up, but if you and your 17 travelling buddies all shove your way onto an already-crowded 9am Metro train two stops from downtown at the last minute before the doors close (after standing on the platform debating whether you can all fit on together), when you arrive at the next stop some of you can actually step off the friggin’ train to let us commuters off instead of standing there, bug-eyed, blocking the door like mute heifers. Honest to god, you will be able to step right back on the train. It’s like friggin’ magic!